/lit/ - Literature

>>22995009
>pic related is alien
>it appears fuck you think of it, make up your mind how idgaf
>we are paralysed and its centered around us
>then 4 bigger ayylmoas appear, nasty looking
>the main one opens its mouth
>ruptured the tunnel is because of thyne endevaur, a punishment must ensue or...
>i try to speak
>WHAT THE FUCK
>sense make if speaketh
>what the fuck do you want and what is this bullshit
>it repeats
>i have no time for bullshit, state your intentions, i am not believing anything you are trying to portray now, i have a task to fulfill
>ayys stay silent but keep us all stuck in paralysis
>we controll everything now, obey the protocol
>what fucking protocol who are you
>you know who we are, we know more than yous bla bla bla bla we were on earth long ago and we know what you are doing but bla bla bla bla now we ruptured some dogshit space nether tunnel ayys use as highway with the patent of mine and have to be punished
>ok i get it, we didnt know its your fault for not showing any danger signs bla bla bla bla whatever
>cut the short story long, the main ayy is actually a queen (they birth via magnets instead of fucking for over 40000 our years and give birth to rarely queens, mostly slaves and sometimes soldiers, those around her)
>they do have crevice where they shit pissed and fucked from
>she wants sex in return
>i give pc speech about how sexual intercourse is sacred, no way, we dont do it that way, besides i have a partner
>but she says i consent
>its done, i have to fuck an alien
>i fuck her in the most awquard way possible and the queen alien releases unholly sounds while my toxic gf records it
>they disappear and gf says to me NICE, its all here
>i want to cry from the trauma (i came because the alien pussy was sucking on as i tried fucking it)
>nobody is like wtf happened just now except for a few, mostly its like horray the cpt fucked an aline horray for the cpt and they make blue jokes behind my back
>the word spreads troughout the convoy and it reaches earth
>i get trillion of calls for interviews but nobody on earth gives a shit really
>the video is posted on 4chan and all across the tv and internet
>me struggling to have sex with an alien that is weirdly either enjoying it or maybe not, but the sounds its making are truly alien
>im struggling to find any comfort, cant focus due to trauma and ptsd from what just happened and im forced by the crew to give interviews with horrible lag
>turcker fucking carlson makes fun of me
>rt wants to know how will that effect the orthodox church seeing as if im the member
>my hometown is celebrating and shooting guns in the air
>jamaica made a statue of me
>jews want me dead
>nobody cares about the fact its the first given 'proof' aliens exist
>i have no emotional support
>my gf is proud of me somehow
>i go back to my cabin, light a cigarette, put on Biz Markie to play and gf walks in with a case of horrible cheap belarussian beer, its all we have
>we talk bullshit couples do
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