/lit/ - Literature

Another day, another small death waiting for me in the usual piping-hot bowl of cereal. The messages lately have been more boisterously cryptic, more or less just word salad all garbled together; transmissions from dead crazy people. But it is what I have to do, being the only remaining heir to this, crazy cereal message entity. I don't know what happens if the message goes unread, that it were to fall on deaf ears would that cause some reality shattering paradox? It's only a piping-hot bowl of cereal after all. I've eaten thousands. They all taste the same way regardless of the message displayed, so why panic? Just interpret the message and eat the piping-hot bowl of cereal.

I *am* the law!
seriously he is stronger and better equipped and has the backing of a totalitarian government you better do what he says

>>9270640
Say that to my face.