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DA DA DA DA
MUH NAME IS CHRITHTIAN C.
AND I AM PROUD TO BE
PLAYING MY PS3
WITH MUH VIRGINITY

THERE'S OLD TROLLS
AND NEW TROLLS
AND GOD AND THE BEARRRR

SON-I-CHU
ROS-E-CHU
MINE SINCE SEINOR YEAR!

AND NOW I'VE FOUND A PLACE
WHERE THERE ARE NO HOMOS
(MY HAPPY MANCHILD FACE!)

THITH ITH THE CHRIS CHAN SHOW!

HAW HAW!! HM. YEAH.
SONNNNNNN EEEEEE CHUUUUUUUUUUUU

FUCKIN CHRISTIN WESTON CHANDLERRRRR
HE'S THE MAYOR
OF CWCVILLE
(HE'S) GOT A LOT OF THINGS TO DO
(HE'S) GOT A LOT OF CHINA TO STEAL!

MARY LEE WALSH IS ALWAYS TRYING TO RUIN HIS FUN
(BUT) WITH THE CHAOTIC COMBO AT HIS SIDE THE DAY IS ALREADY WON

WEL CUM 2 CWCVILLE
WE INVITE YOU TO SWALLOW SOME SPERM
CHRIS IS STRAIGHT WE GAURANTEE

THERE ARE NO GIRLS ALLOWED
UNLESS YOU'RE BOYFRIEND-FREE

HE DOESN'T LIKE THE BLACKIES
AND GOD SAYS GAYS MUST DIE!
AND IF YOU SEE HIM SITTING AT A TABLE
WELL YOU'D BETTER READ HIS SIGN!

SON E CHU

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