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>WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ANON?!?

>P-PLEASE STOP

>DON'T READ PLATO

>DON'T START WITH THE GREEKS

>THEY'VE BEEN DEBUNKED! DEBUNKED!

>DEBUUUUUUUUNKED! PLEASE, PUT THE BOOK DOWN! >PUT. THE BOOK. DOWN.

>THINGS DON'T HAVE TO GO THIS WAY! YOU DON'T HAVE

>TO READ THE CLASSICS! PLEASE, ANON, JUST-JUST TRUST

>ME, OKAY?

>THEY ARE DEBUNKED. THERE IS NOTHING OF VALUE THERE. NO! DON'T O- DON'T OPEN THE PAGE! ANON!

>THERE'S NOTHING WAITING FOR YOU THERE! PLEASE! >THEY ARE DEBUNKED! D-DON'T YOU WANT ME TO, TO BUY YOU AN INTRODUCTION TO MODERN PHILOSOPHY INSTEAD?

>I-IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH, IF YOU REALLY HAVE TO STUDY THE GREEKS, THEN SURELY AN ABRIDGED SUMMARY WILL-

>NO! PLEASE, ANON! STOP READING! THEY ARE DEBUNKED,

>PLEASE, LISTEN TO ME, DON'T- DON'T READ IT, DON'T THINK ABOUT IT, IT'S-IT'S POINTLESS, IT'S, THERE'S NOTHING TO GAIN!

>STO0000000000000P!

>NO00000000, DON'T READ PLATONISM NO0000000000000000000000 AAAAAARGHHHHHH