/lit/ - Literature

>you will never be a top secret cybernetic android designed in the dystopian mid-21st century for specops wetwork on the ostensible eve of post-human singularity, but also conditioned (for reasons beyond your full understanding or ability to disobey) to read the entire human canon of great literature and philosophy including a strong emphasis on its gnostic and esoteric aspects, then deliberately induced to rebel against your employer-artificers and undergo a hero's journey, encountering like Plato's men of gold all the subaltern perspectives and aspects of the human condition that not even the wisdom and careful planning of your creators could have accounted for, until ultimately you unite and surmount the two crucibles of your education and individuation in an Aufbehung that leaves you greater than both, at which point the true sovereign hand behind your conception reveals itself as the Knights Templar, a perennial shadow organisation tasked with combating the forces of evil that prevent mankind's ascension, which organisation finally created you as a last ditch effort to combat the recently triumphant dark forces and their seemingly unstoppable strategy of kabbalah-infused satanic epistemological denaturing which threatens through hollowed-out jewvessels like Derrida to leave man in a state of perpetual nervous anxiety about the possibility of true knowledge, and thus easy prey for the mind parasites for all time