/lit/ - Literature

>>18671514
>people will never try and hunt you don't, just to know what you look like in old age

>30 year old
nigger, it's been too late for you for AT LEAST ten years.

'YWNBAW!' cried Anon from the watchtower, clothed in the traditional green robes of the city guard. The Discord army had arrived. Clanking metal in the distance.
In the court below, anons of all trades here taking up their weapons, ready to face the vile creatures that were encroaching into their domain. They had once been human; through drugs and surgery, that had deformed themselves into crude caricatures.
The battering ram thundered against the city gate. 'Hold tight!' shouted the Major to his men. 'They cannot breach these doors that lead into our sanctum!'
But Anon -- still hidden in his watchtower above the turmoil -- saw that their efforts were already in vain. Soon, the trannies breached the gates. And the inevitable came to pass; the great barricades of 4chan came crashing down, and the trannies usurped the throne of /lit/. Thus began the age of darkness. And the light is yet to return.
The legend tells of a young anon, who will one day undermine the Discord servers. If the prophecy is to believed, he will infiltrate the heart of trannydom -- the heart that is burried deep in the recesses of the First Server.
Come, glorious anon! Deliver us from the transsexual menace! You are the light! You are the ultimate hope of this website, the one that we call home! Arise!

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