/lit/ - Literature

>>7548341
I'm glad to hear you've solved the Hard Problem of Consciousness, anon. Let me in on the secret, what allows your brain to experience the results of its calculations while a computer just dumbly moves with no sentience?

>>7540006
I disagree but here's an OC happy merchant I made for /lit/ a while back. Very rare- just 4u bb

On the contrary, one must look at what the ayylmao does with its time: it whizzes through our night skies, hovers over our architectural achievements, cruises past endless meadows and canyons and forests and waterfalls, seemingly unbound by physical laws of aerodynamics or fuel necessity. The ayylmao, in tacit introspection, drinks every fold of Earth, knowing its purpose, and yet absolutely free. When the ayylmao runs across the road in a flyover state on a drowsy twilight, passing in front of that retired police officer and disappearing into a cornfield, using its powers to make sure the photo he took comes out blank, it knows exactly what it’s doing. It relishes in its existence, while its human counterpart works long hours to sit in a house and hope another spousal argument doesn’t break out. While the human pats himself on the back for climbing the mountain in his singular vacation week, the ayylmao, with a twinkle in its eye, stands atop the mountain every day--atop every mountain, every day. The ayylmao is the mountain.
So yes. I am thin, I am silent. I want to sail the solar winds, crawl weightless through the night sky. I want to shine lights on cities, and know the whispers of our elementary particles. I want to see in ultraviolet, hear the hum of quantum foam. I want to be indulgent, but free of sin. I am a trans-ayylmao, and I am proud.

Please note that I prefer the term to be pronounced in three syllables, following:

eye-luh-moe

As if you were saying ‘Alamo’ with a hard ‘eye’ sound for the first letter.

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