/lit/ - Literature

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twat-cock bulging, grasped through tween "PINK" mo-town booty shorts jacked out a clearance-sale shopping section at kohls, satan (the faggot /lit/ poster) whispered to himself "make me the next billy collins, benevolent lord (satan [the devil]). engulf my radiance in mick youth. embalm my faltered virility in big irish cock. let your bounties burst from the head like zeusian offspring. sprout red lions-mane out those spic1 pubes."

fat fingers dripped red on letters as satan swished his mouse to /lit/, once again burying himself in an avalanche of satanic keyboard click-clacks. 2 inch chubber bounce, bounce, twitch - then, from amongst his bloated, wart-ridden sphincter, a terrible pain. wracking his stomach, moving out, ripping, shredding. suddenly, his cock parted, rent reversed by an inverted sounding of demonic origin. satan(the faggot)'s red sea spewed out, pooled amongst the doritos-infested crust of his 2-room apartment, as anti-moses'3 brought out his entrails across its throbbing head. gasping, sight fading fast, satan(the faggot) only felt the familiar touch of his ungodly master's impeccable pecs before death claimed him...again.

"i've listened, faggot. mick is all you'll be. all you'll be besides my own..."

1. author's note: i am not actually racist2 to my fellows in mankind.
2. animal-niggers masquerading as people do not apply
3. "i nicknamed my cock that. hey, what else can you do in hell but be a big faggot?" - satan (the devil)

smh @ continued ignorance from the anonymous population about the real issue of battle rapper's unfair treatment by the literary community

i hope my few posts have educated you folks about the intricacies of a spoken word form so rarely discussed in this premium venue for intelligent, civil conversation

a parting word from my man shotgun suge:

"YOU DEAL WITH FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS, YOU A PUSSY NIGGA!"