/lit/ - Literature

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>upon our return, we are treated as heroes, like usual
>Enkidu puts up the new gate in record time and I mount Huwawa's nasty ass head on it just for laughs
>as I'm headed back to the palace, a woman approaches me
>she is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, perfect rack and ass, long soft hair, plump lips, fine robes, etc.
>I immediately know who it is
>her statues are all over the city
>Ishtar, goddess of love, sex and war
>thot detected
>"Oh hello, my handsome king."
>she starts touching my pecs as she presses herself against me
>starts spouting all this bullshit about how desperate she is to receive my mighty seed, how she can please me like no other woman, blah blah blah
>"So, what do you say?"
>"How about that you're a dirty bitch who will fuck anything that moves and that all the men you fuck somehow always meet with horrific, torturous and often magically influenced deaths? Fuck off."
>continue on my way
>hear Enkidu laughing his ass off back at the gate as Ishtar starts bellowing at me
>thot patrolled