/lit/ - Literature

you have ample time to prepare. the most important thing to do right now is to put together a revision schedule that you will stick with:

week 1: watch youtube, browse 4chan
week 2: watch youtube, browse 4chan
week 3: watch youtube, browse 4chan
week 4: watch youtube, browse 4chan
week 5: watch youtube, browse 4chan
week 6: watch youtube, browse 4chan
week 7: watch youtube, browse 4chan

now the last 5 days, which are very special:
day 1: denial ("to be fair, I did do *some* revision over the last two months")
day 2: anger ("why the fuck didn't i revise!?")
day 3: bargaining ("maybe they will let me re-schedule the exam to a later date")
day 4: depression ("its over.")
day 5, ideally the exam date: acceptance ("ill just do the exam, whatever.")

then one of two things will happen: youll pass, and wonder why you spent all that time worrying about it. or youll fail, and wonder why you spent all that time worrying about it.

Moby Dick: Chapter 32 - Cetology

>>19110848
Now, now

>>18877578
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>>18877861
Closeted homosexuals projecting

>person A: heh the 70s called, they want their hairstyle back
>person B: heh hell called, they want their faggot back

is this the most devastating giga-mog comeback in the human language?

>>17496575
I mute the sound everytime a woman speaks up

>>17318140

>>17288210
beyond based

>>17256194
Hear, hear!

>>17085853
Absolutely based
I really wish all feminists would say based shit like this

>>16783944
>>16783955
Cheers gentlemen, sorry for shitposting

>read communist manifesto
>already thought the ideas were retarded

>>16285226
A TOAST TO ESTEBAN!

>>16246409
a toast! to future me!

>>16239990
Synthesising The Ethics, On The Origin Of Species, and The Culture of Critique

>>16207807
*ahem*
>Women are directly adapted to act as the nurses and educators of our early childhood, for the simple reason that they themselves are childish, foolish, and short-sighted—in a word, are big children all their lives, something intermediate between the child and the man, who is a man in the strict sense of the word. Consider how a young girl will toy day after day with a child, dance with it and sing to it; and then consider what a man, with the very best intentions in the world, could do in her place.
Arthur Schopenhauer.

>>16162511
I love this meme.

>>16092357

>>16092141
2 minutes in, seems like good stuff. Thanks for sharing anon.

https://www.if-jesus-returns-kill-him-again.com/

Hello, I'm Darwin Bedford, the Atheist Messiah, and if that self-made bastard, Jesus, returns again I think we should really nail him to a cross and let Him hang suffering until death. The last time He died, He was executed by a handful of Jewish elders by them throwing Him off a rooftop. Then He was thrown onto the top of a cross for public viewing so that the villagers could see that He was executed by the elders. That's how people were executed at that time in history when Jesus was alive. Yes, if His Holy Transformer (God) turns himself into human flesh once again then maybe we could hire some of Mel Gibson's extras from "The Passion Of The Christ" to punish Him first. I'm getting to be an elder myself--if only I could execute people for making extraordinary false claims. :)

>whilom

>>15881697
>>15883362
>I don’t think I’m overestimating myself nor do I consider myself especially intelligent
you use your dishonest egoistic guilt to virtue signal. you say that you know nothing after gaining more knowledge because this gives you the power to legitimize your superiority over other people as a proxy. it's just another stupid fucking mask. fuck you, you're not special. just take off that mask and be real for once hypocrite faggot.

>>15401940
I like how no one actually engaged with this essay, which was the premise of the thread.