/lit/ - Literature

>>10553243
my good man, you're asking me to declare, here, before God, that the birds are the birds and that the bees are the bees, when really how can i know?
i don't know a petito from a patio but on a patio is where i'd pincipii or principally or principialy prepare and grill and eat the roasted birds if i had any that much i'll admit to!
as for whether or not A is B and whether 1 is 0, who can say?!?!?! because as they say, a bird in hand is worth two in the bush, and there's a remedy for everything expect death, and holding the staff i'll do what i want!
therefore, good sir, i say to you before being on my way, maybe A is B, and maybe 1 is 0, but certainly I won't be the one foolish enough to claim i know it when i can't even know if i'd worn the same colored socks without checking! and i can't even remember if i'd heeded to natures call without first taking water!