/lit/ - Literature

>>14041800
Low iq qt 3.14 that doesn't read and knows little about philosophy, yet nonetheless went to one of Stinker Pinker's lectures once and it imprinted on her like religion thought from an early age by a loved one does on many people or like how seeing a moving object does on little ducklings. Said qt will still attract me so I'll rationalize away her faults, but I'll forever be reminded of her mediocrity as I use the shocker on her (2 in the pinker, 1 in the stinker) in my phantasy as I masturbate to images from her Facebook page which also happens to contain other of her midwit-at-best preferences that kill my boner. In short, the kind of person that makes me feel lucky that a wet noodle can still be fondled. Why do you ask?

>>13956690
There once was a 'tist thot from Sweden
Who warned us of twice losing Eden.
But bigger 'tists on the 'net
Fapped as she sat
Between a hog and a dog, her first breedin'...


I tried...

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>>13933023
Nice ressentiment you got there. Too bad you can't stay underage forever.

>>13916060
I sum books up for my gf, she reads nothing outside of anthropology/biology and she dislikes most fiction.
I've read her Epic of Gilgamesh and she literally had no response despite saying she was "SOOOOO interested in MESOPOTAMIA CUZ NERDDDD!!!"
She liked my summary of Nabokov stories however.