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>Biologists will tell you that fish is not a real biological group: ray finned, lobe finned, and elasmobranchs are distinct real groups but not “fish” as a whole.
>Dude trust me.
Ray finned FISH, Lobe finned FISH, Elasmobranchs (Sharks and Rays which are all *dramatic pause* cartilaginous FISH). The second you dumbfuck whales stepped out of the water and started evolving on land destroyed any credibility you had as a fish. Now you're just a some pathetic ball of fat rolling around the ocean gasping for breath because you don't even have gills. You're swimming around with bones that don't even make sense. You're a failure in the ocean and a failure on land. The only trick you have is to make yourself as fucking fat as possible so you don't get instantly destroyed by the fish CHADS that evolved to kill shit underwater as fast as possible. You had your shot to be a fish and you blew it out your blowhole. It's no wonder whalers were on a non-stop killing spree that nearly drove your retarded species to extinction.
>whining about my appeal to authority when it’s entire point was to show yours for what it was
>boo-hoo! Let me off the hook
You are still lying about BIOLOGISTS WILL TELL YOU. I swear by Davy Jones you and every one of your whale friends will see the harpoon by nightfall.