/lit/ - Literature

>>3814865
> Kill yourself i guess.

Utter lack of conviction, courage, comma.

>Be middle school English teacher
>mfw student asks how many "tweets" long his paper should be

>quotes from reviews on the cover

/lit/'s opinion on introduction sections for fictional works?

pic related, mfw a introduction contains spoilers

>>2280627
captcha ate my pic

What's the most ill-conceived or false opinion on a book you have ever heard?

I'll quote my english teacher: "Isn't Ulysses boring? I haven't read it, but I mean, common, it's just a narrative about one day in the life of some guy. I mean, how interesting can it be then?"

WHY DID PURPLE HEARTS WIN THE AWARD? THE WORST OF ALL THE SHORT STORIES. GOD DAMNIT

What's the word for the wooden thing that swings down in front of parking lots to prevent entry? My writing has come to a screeching halt because I cannot find a proper word for this.

>See a copy of Ficciones by Borges on Amazon

>Pretty cheap, says it's in "Good" condition with no writing whatsoever in it

>"Cool," I think. I order it.

>Week goes by

>Get it in the mail today

>WRITING AND HIGHLIGHTING FUCKING EVERYWHERE

>FILE COMPLAINT WITH AMAZON

>TRACK DOWN OWNER OF ESTABLISHMENT

>BURY THEM ALIVE ALONG WITH THEIR FAMILY AND OTHER LOVED ONES

But how's your day, /lit/?

D&E makes me rage. He deserves to get raped by ten gorillas and then eaten by rats. Yes, he really is that stupid in his arrogance.

>>1334229

hey, fuck you, buddy.

>>839885


ho ho ho, looks like we have a FUCKING IDIOT here.

>>725329
RAAAAGGGEEE!

Jesus is your Savior! God is the one true God! I PRAY FOR YOU!

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