/lit/ - Literature

>>14210868
>>14210847
this is some next level bugman shit.

>>14092485
its crazy to me. these people are out there walking around next to each other looking like they were grown in the womb of a cow in some fucking factory via artificial insemination using the most absolute plebeian genetics a team of jews could find talking about how unique! and quirky! they are, meanwhile i'm over here just looking like a completely normal dude, no stupid fucking clothes with cartoons on them, no fucking shitty ass facial hair, no fucking movie references, just a boring normal ass dude, and i don't dare open my fucking mouth around these people because i know that if i do i may just let slip some tiny piece of information that signals to them that i'm an actual human being who thinks people should be treated like actual human beings and not fucking giant babies with wallets, because i know that if they find out, or even if they start to suspect it, i'm fucking done, i'm fucking out of the game, no more job, no more friendly disposition, no nothing, i'm just going to become some kind of pariah because i think its not the best thing in the world for mentally ill men who stick their penises into eachothers poopholes teach children about their sick desires and tell them its a-okay, or that i don't think its super cool that women can just go get impregnated then just kill it, that its kind of sick that some women would start creating a human being in their wombs then just say "nah fuck that" and just flush it out, just flush out a human being who someone would've loved down the line because they'd rather just keep fucking and drinking and smoking and not having responsibilities. i guess i'm just too conventional

>>13896217
>at work putting up a vanity light in the bathroom of a new house
>(hispanic) painter is in there painting the linen closet and has his phone on playing some sports talk radio
>"so, you a sports guy?"