/lit/ - Literature

>>22508790
not sure what the bigger lawl is; you insisting that that the Greeks were Sogdian Camel Merchants or that you yourself desire to be a Sogdian Camel Merchant.

So, it's my first English class (I just arrived from Malta to the UK and am coming to grips with the dialect) and we're exploring colloquialisms, I'm having some trouble understanding what you globohomos are even saying half the time; the lesser educated amongst you I mean who rely on these stop-gaps.

Here,
"there is a turd up your arse," what does this mean in the context of a political science discourse? "urinate away," in the context, apparently, of a young Lady declining my sexual advances, "masturbator," in the context of disagreeing with something a person says, and in context of praising someone for being assertive, and in context of a variety of contradictory things. "sex away," in the same context as urinate, and most curiously, "have sex with my mother," as an acknowledgment of a person being very deceitful, if I presume correctly it is not to be taken literally.

there are others which may come to me, if so I will add them to the list. thank you in advance, bunkmates

>I am trying to learn French