/lit/ - Literature

I have it the other way around:

>niece wins a local lit/poetry competition
>live in literary retarded area
>get excited that a family member isn't an embarrassment to intellectualism
>set everything up, a selection of authors and poets that would give /lit/ an erection so diamond hard it would make Viagra self conscious.
>spend an hour with her exploring these patrician works
>mfw I'm glowing at the prospect of helping this young, school award winning, literary mind experience the greatest masters of the craft
>mfw she says "these guys are alright, but not as good as J.K. Rowling."
>mfw apparently Whitman and Longfellow are "ok I guess" but this guy is a really good poet:
http://youtu.be/eS_jo4s2s1A
>mfw I'm not sure what to do

Just kill her and piss on her corpse at the funeral? Or kill her and her parents and burn their house down, then piss on everyone's funerary corpses. I could really use some advice.

This is depressing, if I start a thread saying "which writer has the biggest nipples and why is it Maya Angelou?" I get 50 responses in like an hour. Ask a real literary question and get dead fucking silence.