/lit/ - Literature

Roastbeef vagina: A sonnet

Roastie roastie, inside your underpants hides
Evidence of promiscuity, a kind of sexual demise
You spent your youth riding the cock carrousel
But now the wall hit you, in melancholy you dwell

You wish to return to that wonderful time
When your perky tits marked your body's prime
When Chad's thundercock filled you with glee
But those times are over, you owe no one apology

Now jowls, crow feet and nasolabial folds
Litter your face like trash does a municipal landfill
And little by little the gaze from suitable males dims

"What do you mean you only date younger girls?"
The roastie says while swallowing a birth control pill
"You fucking misogynist, I'm gonna tweet about this"

Roastbeef vagina: A sonnet

Roastie roastie, inside your underpants hides
Evidence of promiscuity, a kind of sexual demise
You spent your youth riding the cock carrousel
But now the wall hit you, in melancholy you dwell

You wish to return to that wonderful time
When your perky tits marked your body's prime
When Chad's thundercock filled you with glee
But those times are over, you owe no one apology

Now jowls, crow feet and nasolabial folds
Litter your face like trash does a municipal landfill
And little by little the gaze from suitable males dims

"What do you mean you only date younger girls?"
The roastie says while swallowing a birth control pill
"You fucking misogynist, I'm gonna tweet about this"

Roastie roastie, inside your underpants you hide
Evidence of promiscuity, a kind of sexual demise
You spent your youth riding the cock carousel
Now that you've hit the wall, in melancholy you dwell

You wish to return to that wonderful time
When your perky tits marked your body's prime
When Chad's thundercock filled you with glee
But those times are over, you owe no one apology

Now jowls, crow feet and nasolabial folds
Litter your face like trash does a municipal landfill
You think to yourself "there's always options left"

"What do you mean you only date younger girls?"
The roastie says while swallowing a birth control pill
"You fucking misogynist, I'm gonna tweet about this"

Roastie roastie, inside your underpants you hide
Evidence of promiscuity, a kind of sexual demise
You spent your youth riding the cock carousel
But now the wall hit you, in melancholy you dwell

You wish to return to that wonderful time
When your perky tits marked your body's prime
When Chad's thundercock filled you with glee
But those times are over, you owe no one apology

Now jowls, crow feet and nasolabial folds
Litter your face like a municipal landfill
But you swear there's always someone else

"What do you mean you only date younger girls?"
The roastie says while swallowing a birth control pill
"You fucking misogynist, I'm gonna tweet about this"