/lit/ - Literature

>>23034700
My mother called me today and told me that my country wants to reintroduce the military draft and that all the "epilated metrosexuals" of my generation are upset that they'll have to become men and fight for their country.

I told her that the people that want to conscript me are the reason I live in a 1 room apartment and can't afford to eat, and that nobody wants to die for multi-nationals, epilated or not, and she started crying and saying that patriotism is dead. I love my mom and I wish I didn't have to explain to her that the world she grew up in has been destroyed by jewish bankers.