/lit/ - Literature

>>23468050
>It's not "le clunky", it's a simple combat system that works perfectly fine for the game. It makes you focus more on building the character right than cheesing with rolls.
>>you can also roll
>But it's not completely busted. In Witcher 2 rolling is already incredibly strong, but the long-range-roll perk literally breaks the game.
>Witcher 1 is the only game in the series where I wasn't rolling my eyes in boredom every time a combat started. It was quick and didn't break my balls, whereas the later games are drawn-out rollfests

>>23465158
>you can't like younger women
>b-because YOU JUST CAN'T, OKAY?!

>>23464145
>Memecoins are crypto, crypto is not memecoins. That anon was describing memecoins, while using the word crypto. He explicitly fucking called crypto a scam.
>D U M B A S S

>>23367121
>ackthually

>>23327155
>basic historical truths
Like the 109 countries
>b-but the ADL says it's antisemite propaganda!!
I already know what you're thinking and what your responses will be. That's how zombified you redditors are

>>23276732
>Ur an insecure schizo who thinks the world is against you. I report all off-topic threads regardless of whether they're about politics, failed e-celebs, OP's lack of ability to get pussy or any other retarded thread.
>Nobody cares that you picked aside from the vocal minority you belong to that's probably 1% of the population and the other vocal minority who picked the other side who is also 1% of the population. 98% of people don't care about you or the fact that you picked a side retard.
Anon wrote all of this for free kek McDonald's and le heckin Marvel movies propaganda really brainfried a lot of retards, huh?

>>23273850
>theists are no different than kids arguing about goku vs superman. most useless faggot shit. i hate you low iq niggers so much its unreal. get a real hobby

>>23248192
>Y-you can't just solve stuff diplomatically... because you just can't, OKAY?
>he wrote something in the funny book, see?? He said "blood" and "go further"!!

>>22289145
>Yeah, a graduate student would surely be posting here instead of studying, you're so smart!!
exposed as a fuckhead science worshipper who thinks the holy, sacrosanct, learnéd, blessed GRAD student has transcended all mortal humdrum and spends his(her(his)) time levitating and assimilating knowledge into her(his(her)) gaint brain in perpetuity. just shit yourself up

>>21789681
because, uhhh... he just is, OKAY

How do I become more open-minded about authors who are ugly?

>characters acting irrational and illogical is le bad

>what!? you're telling me to learn a language just to read one book!!?

>you have to read books even though you could spend that time jacking off instead!

>start browsing various online writing forums
>95% of posted fiction is middling fantasy, sci-fi, horror, or erotica of a very poor technical quality and with little (but commendable) creative spark
>4.xx% is utterly flaccid literary fiction with okay grammar but no actual grasp of language, no rhythm, no theme, no genuine emotion, no enthusiasm, no sincerity, no voice, with nothing memorable or interesting or unique about it at all - that reads like it was generated by an AI
>one or two stories are absolutely brimming with S O U L, show a masterful understanding of the beauty and the mechanics of prose, have all sort of interesting wordplay and imagery and metaphor, unique narrative and syntactical structure, a strong voice, a great style, and a presence such that you're left thinking about them days and weeks and even years after reading
>scroll down to the comments
>it's literally just copy after copy of this Sőyjak going REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PURPLE PROSE REEEEEEEEEE SENTENCE FRAGMENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT WAS PROBLEMATIC REEEEEEEEEEEE TWO METAPHORS IN ONE SENTENCE REEEEEEEEEEEE YOU NEED TO FOLLOW THE RUUUUUULES
>you can literally see the author's soul shatter as they apologize and vow to stop being interesting
>click on their username
>last posted two years ago
>google their story
>they never even published it
It's over.

>but Achilleus slept in the inward corner of the strong-built shelter, and a woman lay beside him, one he had taken from Lesbos, Phorbas' daughter, Diomede of the fair colouring. In the other corner Patroklos went to bed; with him also was a girl, Iphis the fair girdled

What!?!! I thought they were heckin fagarinos! Where is the thigh-fucking boipuss pounding erotica!!! YOU LIED TO ME /LIT/!

>>19393893
>god isn't real. grow up

>>19346142
>What, are you telling me you didn't know this theory speculating the existence of unwritten Platonic dialogues?
>OMG OMG OMG!! YOU NEED TO START OVER WITH THE GREEKS AGAIN YOU CLEARLY KNOW NOTHING