/lit/ - Literature

Ill answer your question with a story, the story is the oldest story of all, a story that the Jungle Media has tried to take out of the books, because they dont like it, but it tells the story of how white people were created as a race apart from the mutated monkey people who formed the Jungle Media and control the information about the true story and that's what happened so far in the story.

The next part is that the whole group of all the Gods sat in council on the nipple of the World Boob, the biggest boob the planet had back then, and thought about how they really fucked it up the first time, and the jungle people bred like rabbits and beat their wives so bad that they fuck the babies eyes up and turn their body yellow with a bruise now there squints up in Asia and in China they have sex with rats and that's how the plague happened

The rest of jungle people went north into the desert on accident but figured out to survive in the desert by cutting upon a camels hump and drinking the hump milk, and they had sex so many little kids their skin turned whiter but they still had gross pubes all over their body that fell off the goats when they putting their dicks in their butts too and thats why there hairy and smell like gross sex for their lives

The next thing to happen is that the Gods were like damn we fucked up time to do better and so the biggest god of all and also the smartest told the others to shut up for 3 years so he could think, and he sat on the highest point of the world, the World Boobs nipple center, and then finally he was like goddamn thats a tight idea and he flexed his pex and a white dude flew out of his right pec and then his left pec didnt do shit

then the big god felt a touch at his shoulders and his dick that was also a thing that could talk was the one who poked him and it said "im feeling very bad, i think i need to be sick" and the god said "oh no i think your safe" and the trowser snake said "thanks for being a big help but ill be right back" and it knelt over and barfed up a ball of phlegm and mucus and white bitch nectar

anyway that parts not that important but the ball of that gross shit had the first woman in it and they were both like gross dude. go clean yourself up. and the first woman was pissed but then 40 babies or something flew out of the big gods left pec and so they were ready to start the white people

then later on the white people sailed into the real world and started beating the shit out of the squinting rat people and the jungle people and the pube dudes. and before the white people came shit was mad gay. and white people saw that shit and were like nahhhh thats done with and they created science and laws

but the jungle people came together with the rat people and the other idiot halfpeople and decided to create the Jungle Confederacy. and that was when they decided to start telling nothing but lies and the Jungle Media helped too