/lit/ - Literature

I stole from the library again. Only the rarest and most valuable books, of course. It’s all scanned and available digitally, so “scholars” can do jump in a lake (and drown).

>>22564677
How to destroy anti-stratfordists: ask them for evidence

>>22418393
I choose to believe otherwise.

>>22220632
Poo is the german mans art and song. Other cultures paint with colored pastes and oils, but the germans satisfy their innate desire for something greater by their shits. Once the german is done worshipping the poop, he begins the next phase of the ritual. It is true that it is healthy for one to examine one's poops, to make sure that there is nothing wrong in one's digestive system. Though, the germans take this entirely too far. The ingenuity of the german toilet allows them to study and chronicle their shits unabashed. Many germans will keep a notepad and pen in their bathroom, as well as other tools of the trade, such as measuring tape and a magnifying glass, to help with the documentation of the data. In the modern day, several pictures and videos are taken of the poop for future reference. Some more devout germans will take a sample of the shit, a shit-sample, if you will, and secure it in a vial for storage. Once the poop-log is complete, the german engages in the next part of their unholy ritual. Although the german toilet is awful when you compare it to the rest of the world, it does accomplish its primary directive very well. Even if it is unfathomable to us humans, for the german animal it is a boon. The german does not have to transfer the poo onto a dinner plate and travel to the kitchen before eating it- as they would have to do with civilized toilets. Rather, the germans can kneel down, inhale deeply, equip the fork and knife, and begin eating directly out of the bowl. The only difference between german food and a german's shit is the price, and you cant beat free. When you take a step back and look at the german way of life, their toilet actually makes a lot of sense. It allows them to complete their ritual, and even enhances their shitting experience. Though, if a human were using this device, they would have a bad time.

The most /lit/ languages are Greek, Latin, German, English, and French. These five languages have produced the greatest works of literature of all time and no other language even comes close. Literature in other languages might as well not even exist. Why is this? Why have they produced such a disproportionate amount of literary masterpieces?