/lit/ - Literature

>>8167013

hes a little mannered

>>6764392

is that you norm?

it will turn out that he is a worse serial killer than albert fish and ted bundy combined. there will be a body of a young girl found in every state he performed in.

tortured, mutilated and bearing strange marks akin to some sort of pagan death ritual excluding one curious carving of a mapel leaf; these bodies will number in the hundreds and open another hundred cases in connection with macdonald.

in desperation he will flee to the place of his birth; canada. there he will hide in the mountains of quebec; in a cabin he crafts for himself. he will read jack london and tolstoy and soon take on a visage remarkably diffrent from his persona. he will think deep thoughts and cultivate meaningful solutions to mankinds problems.

he begins writing his memoirs. knowing they will not be published legitamately, he orchestrates a national letter bombing campaign. he forces the newspapers to print his stories and releases more inscrutable documents to the internet.

he will live out his days quietly watching the wildlife and the tossed stars in the sky. comtemplating suicide; he ponders on all those who loved and respected him and theories this:

well; at least i won't have to do that damn podcast again

a shotgun blast sounds in the quebec woods and all is silent for a moment. a bird chirps and the wind rustles the trees. a grass fire starts somewhere off in the distance.

which all gos to prove my theory; that norm macdonald is a ^ <

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRPmjlqBFXQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbuk6tjyB2M

do you read to fill a void?