/lit/ - Literature

http://www.theverge.com/2012/12/3/3721904/offline-how-do-you-look-at-porn

>23: And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
>24: And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
>25: And he went from thence to mount Carmel, and from thence he returned to Samaria.

>Funny - I got halfway through the first book before it got big and before "young adult" was a thing, decided it was tripe, and had done with Harry Potter forever. I think it's great she doesn't read and is dismissive of the very genre she made a trillion dollars generating a big pile of bollocks within before trying to launch a career writing shit erotica, because it further cements the image I have of her.

>A Yahoo! Answers user who posted an urgent request for help with a book report on DC Pierson's The Boy Who Couldn't Sleep And Never Had To received a reply from the most unlikely source: The author himself.

>"First off, I'm really excited that my book is being suggested for summer reading," Pierson, a founding member of the Mystery Team improv troupe Derrick Comedy, responded to Yahoo! Answers member ♥ Idiot America ~ ϟƘƦІןן∑x ♥. "On the other hand, I'm bummed out that you don't want to try and finish it, and not even because you think it's bad, but just because it seems like work instead of like fun."

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>>2006353
>old bullshit fantasy is intellectually superior to current bullshit fantasy

>>1144470
>I wouldn't want to drown in this river of angst
>drown in this river of angst
>drown in this river
OH YOU!