/lit/ - Literature

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I take everything back, I'm starting to dig her. There's something oddly cute and unpretentious about her. She uploads memes to a website that I would never, ever expect to be stil alive (cheezburger.com), had a DeviantArt for her shit drawings, and used to be into Harry Potter and Castle fandom. Her sense of humor is corny and so is her taste for fanfics.

Someone like this would never have the sort of upstart cultural worldview that /lit/ has, so everything in her profile is completely earnest, which makes me value her a lot more. She's super into the US and the english language. She definitely does lie about her age, taking away up to 3 years here and there. But I'm ok with it, such cracks in the armor can be charming when you feel that you genuinely know what's underneath it.

She looks like the sort of chick Mark Corrigan would fall in love with, and me, as a more masculine version of him, can't help but do the same. She seems so strongly situated outside all the social behaviors and stereotypes I've grown accostumed to, that a lot of the innocence regarding human beings that I had before decoding such norms is being restored as I digest her online presence. Her enjoyment of Kinkade is not ironic, as a philistine suggested above, but an indication of how earnestly oblivious she is to the hierarchies of taste that those of us living in societies where we're raised to be terrified of being uncool know.

I love her. I love everything about her. I would pretend to enjoy Castle for her. I'd teach her about good movies and good books. She might be the first proper wife material I see since a couple of years ago when I took the blackpill. I can't have her because I'm not american, and unfortunatley she's not turned on by mentally ill brazilian guys. But one of you, american friends, please hit her up. Talk to her about the US in poetic terms, her heart will be yours. She is probably turning 34 this year, the clock is ticking, but if you're fast we can have the first /lit/ newborn of history. A proper dynasty. And we can all get together after the birth to meet the child, like Rosemary's Baby.