/lit/ - Literature

>>8178222

>greeks
>white

>persians
>white

>romans
>white

>russians
>white

>arabs
>white

plz, tell me more about how you're so modern having only read John Green, and those dumb white whores who wrote those shitty battle royale YA post-dystopian some shit society garbage.

>reading Brothers K

>basically a soap opera of whiney men

>an entire chapter on some dumb cunt monk that has no impact on the story whatsover

>mfw even one of the "greatest" books of all time has filler in it and is half-baked.

>>8159802

And Sophie said, "I am going to the beach where one waits for me. Not the sand or the shells. What waits for me is The Waves.

>>7980846

>he browses /lit/ all day and he still can't come up with better fiction

>be me
>at friends house
>chilling in the living room watching The Wolf of Wall St.
>friends mom says, "this movie is perverted. I hate it. It's disgusting."
>look at my friend
>I say, "are you fucking kidding me?"
>lining the walls of this living room are six book shelves
>every single one of them is filled with erotica books
>mfw this hypocritical bitch be running her mouth

>What special affinities appeared to him to exist between the moon and woman?

>her antiquity in preceding and surviving successive tellurian generations: her nocturnal predominance: her satellitic dependance: her luminary reflection: her constancy under all her phases, rising, and setting by her appointed times, waxing and waining:

>the forced invariability of her aspect: her indeterminate response to inaffirmative interrogation: her potency over effluent and refluent waters

>her power to enamour, to mortify, to invest with beauty, to render insane, to incite to and aid delinquency: the tranquil inscrutability of her visage:

>the terribility of her isolated dominant implacable resplendent propinquity:

>her omens of tempest and of calm: the stimulation of her light, her motion and her presence: the admonition of her craters, her arid seas, her silence:

>her splendour, when visible:

>her attraction, when invisible


>shit writing

Kill.Self.

>>7180035
>open book
>it doesn't have pictures

>>6895559
>We conceive publishing as a way to commit suicide, so we're looking foward to die and we hope you're ready too.

How about you hire me to do you advertising? Because you're not very good at it.

How's the novel coming /lit/?

ITT: people actually believing a god exists when all gods prior to the abrahamic god were all proven to be created by man

...but they totally didn't create this one.

>>6285744
>why does literature has

>>5872118
>implying any of that even matters
>>5872122
I don't know. I think I just tapped into a bunch of 15 year old straight edge fags. ... You all seem way to opinionated and judgmental.

>>5872129
See above, and...how exactly does one show off on an anonymous board? Projecting much?

>>5845420
>that collection
>good books

"At noon we were all at the cafe. It was crowded. We were eating shrimps and drinking beer. the town was crowded. Every street was full. Big motor-cars from Biarritz and San Sebatian kept driving up and parking around the square They brought people for the bull fight"

-Ernest Hemingway ; The Sun Also Rises


Greatest writing of all time. Holy shit. It's like I am really there (/sarcasm)

How is this fucking idiot famous?

/lit/, have you ever been in a writing critique thread?
Have you ever given your writing to someone so they could review it?

If so, what are some of the worst critiques you've had to face?

I was told my voice sounded like Sheldon Cooper by a bunch of idiots who don't understand uniqueness.