/lit/ - Literature

>>14744071
>Ahhhh, nothing like a fresh clean room.

>Wait, what do you mean the economy has changed I got fired from a position I was overqualified for, because someone from the third world is willing to take my job for less pay?
>H-hah that's nothing I am very prepared, have a rainy day fund, I saved money, have investments. Let me just clean this room a bit more.

>Wait what do you mean some unexpected power move by oligarchies in some oil rich country shifted the marked and my investments all went to the trash?
>W-well I still have that good old rainy day fund. I think that corner could use some more vacuuming.

>Wait what do you mean I got diagnosed with melanoma? I never abused sun exposure and always ate a healthy diet and exercised and did everything google told me to prevent cancer. What do you mean my insurance doesn't cover the treatment, I was prepared and chose the best insurance? What do you mean I have to hire a lawyer to force them to pay? I am unemployed! O-ok I'll use that rainy day fund.
>B-but my room was clean. I don't understand.

>Wait what do you mean my wife is tired of seeing me unemployed and sick, I am constantly looking for a new job and I'm having a lot of expenses with treatment. I also think I might be developing an addiction to the painkillers but doctors keep telling me i'm just being silly and they are safe.
>Please. I just need to clean my room once more right? Once more and this will all go away?

>What do you mean she cheated on me? What do you mean my son got ran over by a car? What do you mean my sister was raped and shot by her ex-boyfriend and now is bed-bound and requires my financial assistance? What do you mean I'm developing anxiety and major depressive symptoms those are diseases only weak people have I am prepared I am PREPARED FOR EVERYTHING WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY MOTHER IS DYING FROM CHOKING ON HER OWN SALIVA DUE TO PARKINSONS AND I HAVE TO WITNESS HER SAYING SHE DESPISES HER LIFE WHAT DO YOU MEAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CLEAN MY ROOM PLEASE PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH