/lit/ - Literature

Old One died, a new shall be born.


Here is a short poem to initiate the sequence, titled: Here Is A Short Poem To Initiate The Sequence (written by a dyslexic)

My dog died two years ago, and since then
I haven't gotten much up to undoubling
my pawns as set as they are upon the board
which spends most of its time hovering
between suspended decisions, like: is today the day
I decide to pull the ripcord and annihilate
the Canadian government? Or is today the day
I decide to witness an eight car pile-up on the tollway
which will only happen as incidentally as anything else?
(We're still in the question portion of the questionnaire,
to air any grievances, please wait until page 12
where much space has been perfectly prophetically granted to you.)
No, I think today is the day that I decide
to pretend to be a cute little girl named Princess
and hop around on one foot because I stubbed my toe
on Mr. Rigor Mortis making a prolonged scene
stenchily on my carpet.

I copy and pasted this poem into a website called "writingtoIQ dot com"
it told me my IQ is 171

I find the claim quite risible
and true