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Raven was all like crying and shit, but soon relaxed and felkt better as starfire pleasured her with Sapphic acts while flying blindly around the tower. Robin wuz on teh phone wif batman asking 4 moar money cuase bruce wayne is rich and bataman is actuaklly bruce wayne. "What happened to the money I gave u earlyer? Bruce wayne ask. "I spend it all on booze and weed!" say robin as beast hump his leg in form of bull massstiv dog. "Wut? Underage booze and weed r illegal! Fuck u!" say batman and jump into bat jet. Batman wuz in san franciso from gotham city in .5 seconds even though it was over 4 million miles away, cause the bat jet iss fast. Batmna crash into titian tower window. "Die criminal scum!" say batman as he throw batrangs into everyone head and kill. "no batman! Don't kill! I make mistake!" say robin. But it wux 2 late, as batman wass already raping robin's assholio with his batcock. Then he shot his greasy baby making curds into a hole where the only babys that come out are choclate mud babeez, and reached into his pocket and pull out gun that say "Teh gun dat kill'd my parents!" and shot robin in head. He then pull his cock out and say "I AM JUSTICE!1". Next mourning batman feel bad for murdering teenz and brng them all back to life, and then weed and underage booze was legal so he never have to do it agaiuin, and they all live happily eva after!

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