/lit/ - Literature

Why can't I just make myself read an e-book?
It just doesn't feel right. Why Why Why Why

> post 1980's
> still obsessed with Marxism

>>20337089
>putting tags in the title

>>20275601
How come people who say they're only just working on their debut novel are typically more popular on twitter than those who have actually already written stories? Like, why the fuck would you follow somebody who has yet to produce anything at all and just spams writer lifts 24/7? I don't understand humans

I hate shippers so fucking much. They ignore the story, they ignore messages and themes, they ignore secrets and mysteries, they ignore language and aesthetics. They skip all of that. The only thing their diseased minds care about is "when will this character and that character fuck????" They're the most active commenters and always most vocal. Never not embarrassing. You can't get rid of them, they're like that turd that stubbornly refuses to flush. Unless you give them what they want, or else deny it, after which you have to face the full might of their autistic rage. Goddamn. Don't be a shipper.

>>19264186
>>19264289
Do you honestly think anyone cares enough to scour through 200-year-old records just to point out the random sums mentioned in your story are not historically accurate?

Honestly, you rank right up there with the guy who studied Latin texts on demographic structures for his vampire ninja story, the army autobiography guy, and the animefag OP as the most insane people in these threads. /wg/ is a full-blown online Arkham asylum by this point. What is it about writing as a hobby that lures in schizos like flies to honey?

>>18380385
>page breaks

>when the accelerationist tries to make Kapital collapse by accelerating but only makes Kapital consolidate itself even more

>>15510221
>if they lower the chance of survival, they die out, if they raise the chance of survival,

AND HOW DO YOU FALSIFY AND EXPERIMENTALLY TEST THAT!!!???

oh yeah, you cant, how bloody convenient!

nothing about vestigialiarity is falsifiable.

>>11652375
>he thinks the Greeks are a slog to read
never gonna make it

>>10198001
>this has to happen this way at all future time because I'm extrapolating (wrongly btw) on a few decades
The defenders of "rationality" you guys.

>>10165142
>unironically adding books to your collect with the word "thrift" printed on them
eric, simply eric

>>9864419

>>8973756

>mfw just realized that OP "liked" the post on facebook

>OP started with corn

>>8430536
>exaggurate

>getting a master's in english

>>8223590
You don't need poetry
You need John Fogerty
It's your turn to sit and not make up shit
Stop trying so hard and go to the bar
Let them pick the music, no need to choose it
Ask for a poem from Keats, you know him?
Just chill and relax, when the timing's right
you'll shit it like x-lax, the future is bright

>Start reading Genesis
>Get to chapter 12
>All these fucking names, Jesus fuck. How am I supposed to remember any of these?
>Half this shit is just retarded and God comes across as an asshole
>Get bored
>Go jerk off to Porn

If there's a Hell, then I'm going to it. Fuck it.

>>7774788
>I belittled the thought.

>>7549677
>he read past god emperor

>>6818537
>penguin
that shit is gonna be broken before page 500.

>>6671856
>watching/reading derivate material before the original