/lit/ - Literature

>>15782549
First rats have a crazy will to live.

Bonk

>>15139980
Yes
>>15139980

A marxist post-structuralist continental Ecole Normale Supérieure professor and feminist activist was teaching a class on Martin Heidegger, known hermeneuticist.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Nietzsche and accept that his genealogical method was the most highly-evolved theory the continent has ever known, even greater than Hegel's dialectics!”

At this moment, a brave, rational, positivist analytic philosopher who had read more than 15000 pages of Popper and Wittgenstein and understood the raison d'être of empiricism and fully supported all modern hard sciences stood up and held up the constitution.

”How universal is this text, frenchfag?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “It's not universal at all, fucking positivist, its 'truth' is rooted in our shared understandings about culture, the subject and the nexus of power and knowledge”

”Wrong. It’s been 225 years since human reason created it. If it was not universal, and post-modern relativism, as you say, is real… then it should be regarded as a myth now”

>>2339944
>bush = monkey
>hilarious

Where the fuck did he ever imply that you humongous piece of shit?

So you are rubbing your penis thinking of Ayn Rand when a djinn comes out of your balls. He says you have been blessed by the God of Literature and you may choose one of the following:

A. You may revive one writer/philosopher of your choice and chat with him or having write an extra book (if you revived a writer) before he dies for good.

B. Pick any language. You may now read anything in this language as if it were your mother tongue. Pronunciation still sucks though.

C. You now read 6 times as fast.

D. You have enough inspiration to write that ONE book you've always wanted to write. Your writing style is permanently improved too.

E. $5 000 000 in a special bank account, but you may only spend this in books/literature related items. If you attempt to be a smartass and bypass this in any way the God of Literature will anal rape you with a spiked dildo.

F. You may have sweet passionate sex with one book character of your choice every week.

However everything comes with a price, and the djinn tells you that you must sacrifice a /lit/ tripfag's life if you want to be granted one of these wishes. You may decide how painful the tripfag's death is, however: the longer, the more painful.

So, what do you choose and what tripfag do you kill?

>>2326128
What do you have against Billy Talent you humongous faggot?

Why is every Quentin such an asshole? I mean, even the Quentins I know in real life are dicks. Hell, the guy who kills everyone in Cube is named Quentin.

What's the contribution of animals to philosophy?

What's the contribution of animals to philosophy?