/lit/ - Literature

>>5165720
Yo fatty gramps, what did you say?
Is it true you that you write 5 words a day?
Perhaps you were hot shit in '83
But now you ain't got shit on lads like me
Cos I'm young and I'm fit and I'm dressed real swell
Got my ax and no brakes and a story to tell
And the balls to finish my shit as well
While you jack off to lolis and incest and crap
I move fantasy forward and show where it's at
Fuck the pretty boys, dragons and zombies, that's gay
Fuck romance and lost princes, that shit's for YA
My main characters uglier than your mom with no make up -
All cos life is not fair, nigga, leave it or take it
Telling it like it is, nigga, no, I don't hate,
But you're just as relevant as nipples on a breast-plate
Enjoy seeing your shit shat on by D&D
Brb, say one thing for me, I wanna pee.