/lit/ - Literature

>>1378299
>mfw my great grandparents were Danish Jews who escaped to the states from Hitler and the Nazi Regime
Nah I'm coo. In fact let me say that Viktor Frankl is a hack.

Chapter 1:

Douglas had to poop; his butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked and she was fat. Douglas walked up to her and said, "I need to poop". "Okay, Rebecca replied, "I like poop". Douglas squatted down over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop sat there on Rebecca's boobs, looking like a wiener.

"Why are we here? Douglas cried as poop came out his wiener in a long thin strip, it was wiener-poop, which is the grossest poop of all.

The peepee got on the woman's leg and she screamed, pooping out her boobs.

And so when the pee got mixed with the poop it smelled like a butt.

And the poop and the pee lived happily ever after.

VUT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF ZEE OVEN?