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Not only was Victor Hugo fat, he was also a massive manwhore

>As he grew older, Hugo hired prostitutes, groped the servants, fondled society grandes dames, enjoyed casual sex with the daughters of old friends (e.g., Judith Gautier), slept with his own son's girlfriend, and may even have impregnated the actress Sarah Bernhardt. During the siege of Paris, Hugo -- a year short of 70 -- had 40 partners in five months, averaging almost one sexual encounter a day. By then he was so famous that groupies would wait outside his doorway at night, pleading with him for a baby. Still later, his stepson-in-law used to catch the octogenarian creeping downstairs in his slippers and vest: "Where are you off to, you disgusting old man? Leave the cook alone!"