/lit/ - Literature

>be me
>16 y/o, just moved to a new high school
>acquaintance organizes a game of hide and seek in a local park
>I take the invite way too seriously
>wear my 80’s era BDUs I got from the army surplus store
>combat boots
>Grandpa’s pocketknife
>even used Sharpies to draw the woodland print all over my face
>I arrive, everyone’s wearing t-shirts and jeans
>oh fuck
>but wait
>one other guy’s wearing a 90’s Bundeswehr flecktarn uniform
>even has a badass tactical shemagh scarf
>we team up and demolish everyone else
>bros now
>he goes to a different high school but we keep in touch
>10 years later
>we’re dating

I love my bf so much. Too bad our kids are going to be huge fucken nerds.

>>16045078

this thread is genuinely one of the funnier ones

>be me
>make baseline, milquetoast statements
>couple of guys aggree, and say "based"
>take my small net gain of confidence and imagined popularity
>never return to that thread again
>feel good for the rest of the day