/lit/ - Literature

>>21584920
Make something first, then sell it.
Wow, I never thought about it like that; if I was even thinking at all.
How'd you get so smart, anon?

>>18943129
I'd never read her until yesterday when there was an extract from her new novel in an Irish newspaper. It was full of this kind of stuff:
>he repeated philosophically
>In a gentle tone she replied:
>She blushed visibly at this remark...
>He frowned to himself...
>She was rooting in her handbag...
THIS is the 'finest writer of our generation?' The one they compared, without irony, to Jane Austen? If this is the kind of shit that gets published nowadays, well, there's hope for all of us, lads!

>>10730054
>look up the guy's twitter
>he runs his own podcast site
>realize that the OP image is 100% true
>despair
>mfw

>says he enjoys literature
>doesn't read

>>10280725
I want to read something by you. I have the same issue. Get in touch if you're willing to share your work.
imissmykind@gmail.com

>>8885732
>all those shitty penguin hardbacks

>>8885241
This reminds me of that Toni Morrison short story where you can't tell if the main character is black or white. You've immediately assumed that OP was a male. Where I thought op was a female perpetuating her stereotype. Hey, but what do I know?, I'm drunk. It's Christmas m8. Try and give the autism a rest for one night and take it easy. You'll find that life is right there where you left it. Untampered and uncaring.

>tfw not intelligent enough to be a virgin

>tfw every woman calls me boring so I'm trying to trick myself into believing masturbating is more enjoyable than sex
Bitches and whores r-right?