/lit/ - Literature

>>3750191

This thread is goddamn hilarious.

>Work at Pizza Hut to help pay for university
>Introduced to one of other BOH guys on my first shift
>Over the next few months, come to know this guy

>He's nearly thirty
>He constantly plays heavy metal throughout the kitchen - the kind about dragons, warriors, mages, etc.
>One day, I cover a shift for him
>To return the favour, he tells me about his 'plan' to form a country - it consists of the inch which he insisted remained unclaimed around the border of every country
>He was going to grow 'the sickest' weed in this inch-wide nation
>He's deadly serious

>Naturally, I laugh, tease him
>He gets annoyed
>Mumbles something under his breath, smirks, gives me a superior look

'Huh?'

'Oh, you don't want to know'

'No, come on, tell me!'

'I said "GRASHNARK GAH! It's ONLY the most offensive thing you can say in the language I created.'

>Over the next year, I discover that he's devised an incredibly diverse vocabulary in this language, though the grammar's imported directly from English
>mfw

>Doing freelance delivery work for Rand Corp.
>3012