/lit/ - Literature

>>20173733
There are many puns to be made about learning Pashto.
>Whatcha doin', buddy?
>Nothing much. Working out of this textbook.
>Want to join us for dinner?
>Sorry, can't. I must continue my Pashtoil.

>... Kid, you're asking me if learning Pashto is worth it. No, it isn't. I've lost all my teeth, my friends, my family. Everyone thinks I have sex with animals. Don't learn Pashto. Don't pay the Pashtoll.

You know how in many language classes students sing songs and play games? To learn body parts, students will sing Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Pashtoes. Hokey Pashtokey will be played too. For the sake of authenticity and malevolent confusion, the teacher will loosely point at a burka-clad woman to introduce the body parts. Then, the teacher will deduct points (and strike the student, depending on the jurisdiction) for not doing the Hokey Pashtokey correctly (wrong word, bad pronunciation, use of native language, not correctly inserting, removing, or shaking the required body part).

That's all for now. Time for me to Pashtoke some Afghan hash.