/lit/ - Literature

>>14798154
>>14797008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7zk4as9kzA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_FDjDwNygM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyEZ5_dGxSg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8IuFl3sMhk

Iron Maiden has lots of literature-inspired music.

IGEIDWAAFTPASBBCAHM?! - "I GOT WARPED INTO DETROIT WORLD AS A FAT-TITTED PEDOPAWG AND SENTIENT BIG BLACK COCKS ARE HUNTING ME!?

"Woke!", boomed the loud voice inside my head. "Wake up, hoe!"

Light shines onto my crusty-ass eyes as I force them open, rheum hurting me in that ever so familiar way. Looking before me I see a broken stained window with a pin hanging from a shard. "Seems like I am in some sort of church..." My perfectly manicured hand runs over my face to force my open blonde hair back into shape. Wait, perfectly manicured hands?! Looking at them again, this time with a mixture of horror and surprise, I noticed that I had the hands of a woman that only knew how to not to get fired from her secretary job by getting tossed up and how to do coke.

In sheer unadulterated horror I stumbled to the altar, where I knew water would be. My transparent pump-clad feet carried me there as fast as they could, my phat booty plapping behind it at a comfortable 200-ish BPM. Almost dying through stumbling over the steps towards the altar, my form looking like a degenerated version of an christian stature of a beggar feverishly imploring that god may forgive him as he tries to climb onto the altar in a vain attempt at salvation. Two thin arms whose only workout was jacking off dudes and heaving up Ventis, pulled me up over the holy water letting me see the damage. Thick, natural blowpillows, cute doe-eyes and of course a proper amount of water-soluble make up, inviting men to hit on, grope and fuck me. A light appeared over the water, making me look up. It was a status screen:

Level 3 Snowbunny:
Liza

Equipped Skills:
Race Traitor (EX)
Energy Absorption (C)
Energy Storage (C)
Bulimia (A)
Liberal Arts (B.A)
Social Media (B)
Disdain for Incels (D)
Twerking (A+)
Doggos (A+)

Three Sizes: 100-65-92

A old negro's voice ripped me out from my dreams, his voice marked from years of cheap forties and uncooked Mac and Cheese.

"We need mo money fo'dem Programs!"