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>>18603869
>Imagine the girl you secretly like invites you for a swim.
I'm probably going to assume she has some reason for inviting me to a setting that will have just the two of us hanging out in next to no clothing and appropriately steel myself.
>She shows up wearing this.
"Subtle as a sledgehammer to the knee."
>What would you do?
Tell her it looks tacky.
>If you had a boner, how would you hide it?
Why would I hide it? If she's wearing something like that, she clearly intended to provoke a reaction, and any attempt I could make to hide it would probably be even more noticeable to her than the boner itself. This is an actually anime level of juvenile.