/lit/ - Literature

>>7861445
Reading this—no! EXPERIENCEING it was like being invaded by the United States of America & having the tingling of bombs turning up my soils, ærating me, those RW&B flags facing backwards on those soldiers ravishing my borders's lassies w/their hard & heavy gunz: their sweats mixing & dripping into the turned soil.

There is much to learn from writers like you. HOW DO YOU DO IT? WHAT ARE YR RULES? HOW DID YOU GIT SO GOOD? WHO DID YE SELL YR SOUL 2? WHERE @? $$$$$$$? '$$$$$$$'?

>>7031608
>>7031610
Humiliating read. Stuffed with ghosts. Understand that while you BELIEVE yr mind is a pitch black theater, when ye open up with prose the whole id makes a guest appearance, flying us into a weird pixelated map of what's behind yr eyes—low quality furnishings fed on tv and mental voices that won't stop chattering... Ashamed of yr skin? An awkward skeleton? It's going to sting until it's gone.

>>6660867
If the current polls are all accounted for... You will be elected by a huge majority of /lit/ who feel you are not only more honest and more trustworthy than Pinecone & Wallace combined, but also most likely to end up in Myanmar, waking up with scars on your chest and splintered, free floating ribs, from where some gibbering zipheads dug into you and took out two essential heart valves for the prime minister—all because you really thought your /lit/ pals believed you should join them on their writer's retreat.

The polls also indicate that you will get a comfortable majority of the YA vote.

This may be the year when you finally come face to face with yourself; finally just lay back and say it—that you are really just a—

And the tragedy of all this is that you, for all your grammar mistakes—understand what a fantastic monument to all the worst instincts of /lit/ this was, and if we could have kept it out of the review post we would.

You made some stupid mistakes, but in context they seem almost frivolous compared to the things you do every day of your life, AND on purpose—MY GOD! Where will it end?