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>Unlike the bitter sexual rejects here, I actually prefer sluts. They’re fun, willing to do any dirty stuff you come up with and even take initiative and teach you things you didn’t know before. I’m not gonna marry these hoes so who cares?

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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)16:44:22 No.20254747▶>>20254752 >>20254790 >>20254810
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All three of my romance novels flopped Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)08:22:09 No.20252862▶>>20252871 >>20252912 >>20252961 >>20253180 >>20253185 >>20253203 >>20253219 >>20254711 >>20254724 >>20254731 >>20254740 >>20254742
>friend is a romance author
>made $100,000 last year
>decide to become a romance author myself
>challenging and time consuming
>work 3 months straight
>my books totally flop.

I am currently trying to do a fourth but it is seeming very futile at this stage. How do I write romance in a way that middle aged normie women, and gays appreciate?
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)08:23:51 No.20252871▶
>>20252862 (OP) (OP)
>How do I write romance in a way that middle aged normie women, and gays appreciate?
You have to pick one, it's impossible to appeal to both in significant numbers
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)08:24:46 No.20252877▶
Write a book about a handsome gay man who gets seduced by an aged hagraven.
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)08:31:06 No.20252899▶
What's your friend's name? I'm genuinely curious to read their work now kek.
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)08:32:54 No.20252912▶
>>20252862 (OP) (OP)
Women love rape and someone to take care of them. Also pirates

Gay men are like men and they like physical things
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)08:40:11 No.20252944▶
Just get the bestsellers, distill their formula and archetypes and just fill the rest for your books. Don't tell me you're actually trying to make up shit.
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)08:43:42 No.20252961▶
>>20252862 (OP) (OP)
It's all about marketing and not how you write.
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)09:45:18 No.20253180▶>>20253220 >>20254726
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>>20252862 (OP) (OP)
>How do I write romance in a way that middle aged normie women, and gays appreciate?
Write abusive smut. That's what holes like. Arrogant bullies who are also tall, muscular, rich, and for some reason obsessed with them even though they're mediocre females.
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)09:46:40 No.20253185▶
>>20252862 (OP) (OP)
are you using a female pseudonym? if not, use it.
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)09:51:26 No.20253203▶
>>20252862 (OP) (OP)
Maybe you're a shit writer.
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)09:54:36 No.20253219▶
>>20252862 (OP) (OP)
Why did you post a picture of a convicted child molester. What kind of romances are you writing?
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)09:55:15 No.20253220▶
>>20253180

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All three of my romance novels flopped Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)08:22:09 No.20252862▶>>20252871 >>20252912 >>20252961 >>20253180 >>20253185 >>20253203 >>20253219 >>20254711 >>20254724 >>20254731 >>20254740 >>20254742
>friend is a romance author
>made $100,000 last year
>decide to become a romance author myself
>challenging and time consuming
>work 3 months straight
>my books totally flop.

I am currently trying to do a fourth but it is seeming very futile at this stage. How do I write romance in a way that middle aged normie women, and gays appreciate?
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)08:23:51 No.20252871▶
>>20252862 (OP)
>How do I write romance in a way that middle aged normie women, and gays appreciate?
You have to pick one, it's impossible to appeal to both in significant numbers
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)08:24:46 No.20252877▶
Write a book about a handsome gay man who gets seduced by an aged hagraven.
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)08:31:06 No.20252899▶
What's your friend's name? I'm genuinely curious to read their work now kek.
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)08:32:54 No.20252912▶
>>20252862 (OP)
Women love rape and someone to take care of them. Also pirates

Gay men are like men and they like physical things
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)08:40:11 No.20252944▶
Just get the bestsellers, distill their formula and archetypes and just fill the rest for your books. Don't tell me you're actually trying to make up shit.
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)08:43:42 No.20252961▶
>>20252862 (OP)
It's all about marketing and not how you write.
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)09:45:18 No.20253180▶>>20253220 >>20254726
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>>20252862 (OP)
>How do I write romance in a way that middle aged normie women, and gays appreciate?
Write abusive smut. That's what holes like. Arrogant bullies who are also tall, muscular, rich, and for some reason obsessed with them even though they're mediocre females.
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)09:46:40 No.20253185▶
>>20252862 (OP)
are you using a female pseudonym? if not, use it.
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)09:51:26 No.20253203▶
>>20252862 (OP)
Maybe you're a shit writer.
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)09:54:36 No.20253219▶
>>20252862 (OP)
Why did you post a picture of a convicted child molester. What kind of romances are you writing?
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)09:55:15 No.20253220▶
>>20253180
This.

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When was the last time you anons had a reading club for Critique of Pure Reason? Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)17:25:16 No.20245687▶>>20245701 >>20245767 >>20245829 >>20245837 >>20245886
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Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)17:32:40 No.20245701▶>>20245753
>>20245687 (OP) (OP)
Just read his Prolegomena and move on to Schopenhauer.
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Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)17:55:48 No.20245753▶
>>20245701
Is /lit/ this anti-social?
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Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)17:58:53 No.20245763▶>>20245824
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Certainly we need one
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Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)17:59:47 No.20245767▶>>20245824 >>20246308
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>>20245763
That's the spirit!

>>20245767
Thus we need a reliable leader
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>>20245687 (OP) (OP)
Can someone explain CoPR to a golem as myself? In return I will give you an ego boost.
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Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)18:27:51 No.20245837▶>>20245857 >>20245875
>>20245687 (OP) (OP)
Nah we startin from Leibniz Monadology, to Baumgarten, then to Kunt's lectures on metaphysics, then the prologomena, then the CritTrilogy. That's how its gotta get done. Opening a whole new fucking school of postneo-german idealism.
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Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)18:33:32 No.20245857▶
>>20245837
If that's done, I'm in
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Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)18:39:50 No.20245875▶
>>20245837
The chart this was in always appeared like a meme to me since it assumed one has already read Hume. Anyways, I already checked out some lectures by Kant and his pre-critical works and my conclusion is that all of it is not really necessary especially since thats why I had an idea to ask about whether there has already been one here before. The point is to fill the gaps when someone doesn't get something.
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Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)18:40:59 No.20245882▶
I don’t understand Kant at all.
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Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)18:43:00 No.20245886▶
>>20245687 (OP) (OP)
>Kant
we don't care about him
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Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)21:53:00 No.20246308▶
>>20245767
How can I get into a book club without being in uni?
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Literary Perfection Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)21:53:37 No.20246311▶
All other books pale in comparison to it, this monolith that has stood the test of time and scrutiny. It should be read in schools, read in churches, read in the office, read on the toilet, read in bed, and read in the garden or park, even, I hazard, at the beach. But you may post a book you think matches this literary tour de force, this magnum opus, this literary-olfactory permutation of the zeitgeist, this love letter to the canon.

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what does /mu/ think about james joyce ? Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)16:26:43 No.19858642▶>>19858685 >>19858715 >>19860088
what does /lit/ think about james joyce as of this particular day?
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Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)16:37:04 No.19858685▶
>>19858642 (OP)
Overrated pervert fecalpheliac
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Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)16:43:49 No.19858711▶
i love him.
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Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)16:44:14 No.19858715▶>>19858874
>>19858642 (OP)
why does he like shit and farts so much
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Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)17:11:16 No.19858874▶
>>19858715
Autism
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Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)17:33:03 No.19858984▶>>19860085
Reading Dubliners now and I think most of the stories are really quite great.

I never got around to reading Ulysses because I don’t think that it can ever live up to the impossibly high pedestal it’s been placed on.

Little dry and stiff, wish he was a bit more wet and lyrical, and let him self float and sing a bit more. He realized this and tried to make up for it in Finnegan's wake but even then.
Maybe the slow stumpyness of prose just wasn't meant for my quick silver brain
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Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)22:32:54 No.19860078▶
tfw when I ordered Finnebut i like ulysses better for obvious reasons
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Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)22:34:48 No.19860085▶
>>19858984
ulysses is p much also a shitpost a hilarious one
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Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)22:35:32 No.19860088▶
>>19858642 (OP)
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what does /mu/ think about james joyce ? Anonymous 02/03/22(Tu)16:37:04 No.19858685▶
>>19858642 (OP)
Overrated pervert fecalpheliac
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Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)16:43:49 No.19858711▶
i love him.
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Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)16:44:14 No.19858715▶>>19858874
>>19858642 (OP)
why does he like shit and farts so much
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I never got around to reading Ulysses because I don’t think that it can ever live up to the impossibly high pedestal it’s been placed on.

Little dry and stiff, wish he was a bit more wet and lyrical, and let him self float and sing a bit more. He realized this and tried to make up for it in Finnegan's wake but even then.
Maybe the slow stumpyness of prose just wasn't meant for my quick silver brain
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Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)22:32:54 No.19860078▶
>>19858984
ulysses is p much also a shitpost a hilarious one
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Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)22? And then jerks off and feels ashamed.
Or his uncle is talking Irish politics at dinner. And his grandpa likes smoking pipe and says it's salubrious.
That's about all I remember.f his books I tried reading. In high school I looked at Ulysses, it was too difficult to keep my attention, okay that's no big deal. But I tried Portrait and Dubliners as well and I just didn't think the stories were that interesting.
He likes a girl and goes tpipe and says it's salubrious.

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Dangers of futuristic society Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)22:34:37 No.19860084▶
Hey, when I say futurism I mean books that discuss the dangers of technology and the man made horrors it can cause, I know of Ted Kaczynski and I would like to read more books/essays about this topic.

I also really enjoyed serial experiments lain and would love to read more books about de-personalization and similar mental disorders that may be caused by modern society.
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>>19858503 (You) (You) (You) (You)
Wise = Nietzsche
Nietzsche = Wise
There goes your definition!!!!
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Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)21:05:17 No.19859781▶>>19859956 >>19860034 (You) (You) (You)
>>19858480 (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP)
chainlink
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Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)22:05:39 No.19860000▶
quads for neitzsche
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Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)22:06:28 No.19860006▶>>19860028 (You) (You) (You) >>19860034 (You) (You) (You)
Holy fuck it’s nigger the post.
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>>19860031
UH, EXCUSE ME CHUDLEY BUT NEITSCHE WAS A HECKIN WHOLESOME LGBTQIA+BLM-ACAB SUPPORTER. STIRNER WAS A HECKIN UNWHO[Auto]
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Dangers of futuristic society Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)22:34:37 No.19860084▶
Hey, when I say futurism I mean books that discuss the dangers of technology and the man made horrors it can cause, I know of Ted Kaczynski and I would like to read more books/essays about this topic.

I also really enjoyed serial experiments lain and would love to read more books about de-personalization and similar mental disorders that may be caused by modern society.
that!!!!!! Smash that like button and subcribe for more Epic Neitzsche content!!!!! Comment below why You think Neitzsche is the Best Philsopher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)15:49:38 No.19858495▶>>19858503 (You) >>19860034 (You) >>19860058 (You) >>19860071 (You)
>>19858480 (OP) (OP)

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CHUD-DESTROYER123 01/27/22(Thu)20:38:31 No.19818528simp, not trying to insult you, just end your pathetic existence.
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Anonymous 01/27/22(Thu)20:24:04 No.19818471▶
I am just thinking yeah I would fuck the one on the left but I am now without pants and I can smell smegma from my cock. Maybe I will have to deal with smegma first.
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Anonymous 01/27/22(Thu)20:25:38 No.19818477▶
>>19818467
>that video
I don't expect someone like Vylerria to ever acknowledge me. I don't simp because I think I
Based
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>>19818477
holy fuck you are cringe.
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Anonymous 01/27/22(Thu)20:34:54 No.19818510▶
>>19818482
You too?
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Anonymous 01/27/22(Thu)20:14:02 No.19818438▶
>>19818421
The transition between the collarbone and the tits doesn't show the same. Fake tits are heavy as fuck and tense the whole chest.
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Anonymous 01/27/22(Thu)20:06:42 No.19818416▶
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Refuse Wom*n
Go back to loli
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>>19818423
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Anonymous 01/27/22(Thu)20:23:10 No.19818467▶
>>19818462
Kys simp, not trying to insult you, just end your pathetic existence.
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Anonymous 01/27/22(Thu)20:24:04 No.19818471▶
I am just thinking yeah I would fuck the one on the left but I am now without pants and I can smell smegma from my cock. Maybe I will have to deal with smegma first.
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Anonymous 01/27/22(Thu)20:25:38 No.19818477▶
>>19818467
>that video
I don't expect someone like Vylerria to ever acknowledge me. I don't simp because I think I
Based
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Anonymous 01/27/22(Thu)20:28:56 No.19818487▶
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hahahahaha get better standards my dude, I know truly beautiful chicks working in a fucking Walmart
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Anonymous 01/27/22(Thu)20:32:55 No.19818503▶
>>19818495
Good for you. I'm not trying to compete with anyone. I recognize in Vylerria a goddess and if I had money I would happily give her some. For now I hope just simping with my attention is enough.
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Anonymous 01/27/22(Thu)20:39:58 No.19818533▶
>>19818526
I read 2 hours every day.
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Anonymous 01/27/22(Thu)20:41:09 No.19818539▶
>>19818533
>2/24 hours

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