/lit/ - Literature

>>21502988
Osiris complex
Read up champ

>>21248811
>How much time do you spend reading per day?
I rise at eleven, I dine about two,
I get drunk before seven; and the next thing I do:
I send for my whore, when for fear of the clap
I spend in her hand and I spew in her lap.

Then we quarrel and scold, 'till I fall fast asleep
when the bitch, growing bold, to my pocket does creep!

Then slyly she leaves me, and, to revenge the affront
at once she bereaves me of money and cunt.

If by chance then I wake, hot-headed and drunk,
what a coil do I make for the loss of my punk:
I storm and I roar, and I fall in a rage
and missing my whore, I bugger my page.

Then, crop-sick all morning, I rail at my men,
and in bed I lie yawning 'till eleven again.


Regime de Vivre