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>Our officers encountered a guy sitting on the kerb, bleeding profusely from the testicles. He had gone to this man to get his balls removed and this guy advertised that he could do that. He did it in his house. So on this dudes kitchen table, he took his balls off and when we did the search of the house we found the balls in the fridge. In a Tupperware bowl. And his name was Dr Wang. I mean you can’t make this shit up! Wang, the ball cutter!
>The long and the short of it is – no pun intended – the victim had sought out this person through some homosexual website and sought out this guy because he wanted his testicles removed. Apparently there are a lot of people that want this to happen; there are people that want this done. But at the time you couldn’t just go into a doctor’s office, because they wouldn’t do it. So there was this website – fourchan dot com or some crap – which is where he found this cat. So he goes in this guy’s house, they have some small talk or whatever and then he jumps up on the dining-room table and this kid proceeds to remove his testicles. Now the kid said that testicles are a delicacy and he actually had them in a Tupperware bowl in the refrigerator with some, like, strawberry pie. And they had even shared some pie. You can’t make this shit up! Have some pie and have your balls cut off!
>So the officers show up and they see the guy and his jeans are just saturated in blood. At first we were treating this as an assault with intent to maim – this is what we’re thinking – but the victim said that he hadn’t been assaulted. He said that he had come here for this express purpose.
>Well ultimately, you’ve got to charge somebody with something; you don’t call the police and have all this going on without somebody going to jail. So they charged the guy with operating without a medical licence. Wang, the ball cutter.

>Our officers encountered a guy sitting on the kerb, bleeding profusely from the testicles. He had gone to this man to get his balls removed and this guy advertised that he could do that. He did it in his house. So on this dudes kitchen table, he took his balls off and when we did the search of the house we found the balls in the fridge. In a Tupperware bowl. And his name was Dr Wang. I mean you can’t make this shit up! Wang, the ball cutter!
>The long and the short of it is – no pun intended – the victim had sought out this person through some homosexual website and sought out this guy because he wanted his testicles removed. Apparently there are a lot of people that want this to happen; there are people that want this done. But at the time you couldn’t just go into a doctor’s office, because they wouldn’t do it. So there was this website – fourchan dot com or some crap – which is where he found this cat. So he goes in this guy’s house, they have some small talk or whatever and then he jumps up on the dining-room table and this kid proceeds to remove his testicles. Now the kid said that testicles are a delicacy and he actually had them in a Tupperware bowl in the refrigerator with some, like, strawberry pie. And they had even shared some pie. You can’t make this shit up! Have some pie and have your balls cut off!
>So the officers show up and they see the guy and his jeans are just saturated in blood. At first we were treating this as an assault with intent to maim – this is what we’re thinking – but the victim said that he hadn’t been assaulted. He said that he had come here for this express purpose.
>Well ultimately, you’ve got to charge somebody with something; you don’t call the police and have all this going on without somebody going to jail. So they charged the guy with operating without a medical licence. Wang, the ball cutter.

>Our officers encountered a guy sitting on the kerb, bleeding profusely from the testicles. He had gone to this man to get his balls removed and this guy advertised that he could do that. He did it in his house. So on this dudes kitchen table, he took his balls off and when we did the search of the house we found the balls in the fridge. In a Tupperware bowl. And his name was Dr Wang. I mean you can’t make this shit up! Wang, the ball cutter!
>The long and the short of it is – no pun intended – the victim had sought out this person through some homosexual website and sought out this guy because he wanted his testicles removed. Apparently there are a lot of people that want this to happen; there are people that want this done. But at the time you couldn’t just go into a doctor’s office, because they wouldn’t do it. So there was this website – fourchan dot com or some crap – which is where he found this cat. So he goes in this guy’s house, they have some small talk or whatever and then he jumps up on the dining-room table and this kid proceeds to remove his testicles. Now the kid said that testicles are a delicacy and he actually had them in a Tupperware bowl in the refrigerator with some, like, strawberry pie. And they had even shared some pie. You can’t make this shit up! Have some pie and have your balls cut off!
>So the officers show up and they see the guy and his jeans are just saturated in blood. At first we were treating this as an assault with intent to maim – this is what we’re thinking – but the victim said that he hadn’t been assaulted. He said that he had come here for this express purpose.
>Well ultimately, you’ve got to charge somebody with something; you don’t call the police and have all this going on without somebody going to jail. So they charged the guy with operating without a medical licence. Wang, the ball cutter.

American cops are badass. Any good books on the matter? I think the American police is great and they should be grateful for having such a solid institution. Reading pic rel has been amazing.

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this BASED book

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