/lit/ - Literature

>grabs copy of book of shelf
>flips to random page
Enjoy once again /lit/ this time it's page 148

there is a difference between
someone telling you
they love you and
them actually
loving you

NOGGIN STATUS: JOGGED

>he thinks he has an authority on talking about da jesus book
>he doesn't follow the hawain pidgin bible

Da Rules Secon Time
God Tell Da Peopo Fo Go Way From Mount Sinai
(Jesus Guys 13:18)
11Dis, wat Moses wen tell all da Israel peopo. Dat time, dey all wen stay inside da boonies on da east side da Jordan Riva, inside da Jordan Valley. Dass across Suf, wit Paran on one side an Tofel, Laban, Hazerot, an Dizahab on da odda side. 2You know, fo go Mount Sinai to Kadesh Barnea, take eleven days, even if you go da long way on da Mount Se`ir road.
3But dat time, was 40 year afta da Israel peopo come outa Egypt, an was winta time, wen Moses tell da Israel peopo eryting Yahweh tell him he suppose to tell dem. 4Moses tell um dis afta dey wen win ova Sihon, da king fo da Amor peopo dat stay inside Heshbon, an afta dey win ova Og, da king fo da Bashan peopo dat stay inside Ashtarot an Edrei.
5From da east side a da Jordan Riva inside Moab, Moses start fo make God's rules mo easy fo da peopo undastand. He tell: 6“Wen us guys stay Mount Sinai side, oua God Yahweh wen tell us, ‘You guys stay ova hea by dis mountain long time awready. 7Take all yoa stuffs an go up inside da hills wea da Amor peopo stay. Den go wea da peopo dat live nea dem stay, inside da Jordan Valley, an da small hills on da west side, an da Negev boonies sout side, an da Mediterranean Sea coast. Go wea da Canaan peopo stay, den go nort side to da Lebanon mountains, den go east side all da way to da big Eufrates Riva. 8Yahweh tell, “Look, I give you guys all dis land awready. Go inside dea an use da land, cuz I wen make one strong promise to yoa ancesta guys Abraham, Isaac, an Jacob, an to dea kids an grankids an you guys.”