/lit/ - Literature

>a STEMbug engineer wrote the most wonderful, most imaginative fantasy and science-fiction with by far the most beautiful prose in the genre
>blessed the world with Pringles just as a bonus
How do humanities fags cope?

>"You have not seen King Gilling receive a bride. He will lie upon his back, his member standing."
>Hesitantly, Toug nodded.
>"Disrobed, I will love it as if it were a dwarfish man. I will draw staring eyes and a smiling mouth. I will anoint it with sweet oils, cozen and kiss it, beg its love. Gilling will reply, speaking for the dwarf I kiss. Erupting it will bathe me in semen, and I will praise and kiss the more, saying how happy it has made me and begging it not to go."