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Due to COVID every university in my country (I'm a yuropoor) now also offers online classes, and enrolling is extremely cheap.
I'm basically living a NEET lifestyle while also getting two degrees (math and philosophy, so far I have aced almost every final).

I don't think i've ever been this happy. American poor NEETs are really missing out

Fuck wagies, fuck work.

Discuss.

>>14701397
Yes, you'll qualify. You don't need to go to the psych ward either. Also, you'll get free premium medical care for life with no deductible. Expect between $800 to $2800 a month untaxed depending on what your average income of the past 10 years was + free health care and + $200 a month in SNAP benefits. You're going to be better off than the cucks who work 40 hours a week, live austerely in order to save for retirement what you'll be making in your prime doing nothing. You hit the lottery, pal.

Search your local city + disability lawyer. They'll be happy to guide you through the steps.

Look into public housing and bunkrupcy too if you really want to take it up a notch.

>>14388014
How about I give you books to FIX the problem instead of coping with it:

Win Your Social Security Disability Case by Benjamin H. Berkley, Esq.

AND


Insider's Guide to Social Security Disability: How to Get the Benefits You Deserve Kindle Edition

When did you lose the last bit of respect you had for women?

>My mother threatened my uncle that she'd lie to the police and say he beat her
>Why?
>Because they were arguing about a photo on facebook
I'm sure some cuck is already typing "N-NOT ALL WOMEN, YOUR ANECDOTAL EVIDENCE ISN'T VALID"

I don't even read books, I just skim wikipedia and come here for the bants.

I make 3-5 threads every day and have done so for the past 3 years.

>They know they're leeches, they take joy in it. Like a barnacle they find a willing host and hitch a ride. They revel in their filthiness. The sniff their own underwear and crawl into bed at 7 AM and smugly pull up the covers as the world gets ready for a productive day.
It's a good life we NEETs live, eh friends?

>>13320825
By accepting my brain damage, applying for SSDI and then living out the rest of my life in bliss.

>FIRST,
RELAX.
>SECOND
GO TO YOUR DOCTOR
FILE FOR SSDI
APPEAL IF REJECTED AND CONSULT LAWYER, REPEAT UNTIL SUCCESSFUL
>THIRD
SIGN UP FOR SECTION 8 IF YOUR STATE ALLOWS IT FOR SINGLE DISABLED PERSONS.
>FOURTH
Enjoy your easy, relaxing lifestyle where you rake in the equivalent of working a 50k a year job once you factor in what you get from your payments, medical care, housing subsidy, and food stamps.

Over 80% of autism cases are approved. You're looking at $1000 a month in SSDI bux alone. Section 8 gives you up to $2000 without batting an eye for rent expenses, and none is taken out of disability payments. $200 a month in food stamps. Free medical care. Only worth working if you have a job that pays over 6 figures. Otherwise, just go the disability route.

>>12805859
great advice