/lit/ - Literature

>>19743738
> Standing in the middle of it, you couldn't see the edges of the parking lot. A lake of melting concrete, criss-crossed by sickly yellow lines separating parking spots, half of them permanently empty, nearby shops and malls not willing nor able accommodate an amount of people it would take to fill this layer of hell with sinners to the brim.

>be me
>have fuck school situation so I decide to take one course at a community college while I look for transfers
>lead by local mystery writer who thinks way too much about herself
>her writing is actually shit
>class is mind numbingly easy
>only have to write one short story and two poems the entire semester
>most assignments are elementary school level
>class is made up of old people and weird kids who didn't go to college
>only two other students stand out to me
>one because he's a 9/11 truther who won't shut the fuck up anout conspiracies and alex jones
>one girl because she's clearly only driven by identity politics but sounds like an okay writer
>eventually submit short stories
>mine is based off sherwood anderson's winsburg ohio but more modern
>it sucks but it's my first story and I knew that the bar was very low in the class
>class' writing is absolutely awful
>9/11 truther wrote about 9/11
>most people wrote sappy love stories or very autobiographical stories
>identity girl wrote the most tumblr story I have ever read
>gay transgender asian hate crime and rape victim runs away from halfway house in drag to colorado
>mfw she dropped the class before I could tell her why her story was trash

Hannibal Buress

>Advice
>Tumblr

>lectio VICE periodicos
>Anno domini MMXV

(I know it's shit Latin)

>>6588978
>mfw those fucking thousands of pages in the catholic retreat in portait

>>6535299
Based on how that's sentence was structured, it's much easier for me to believe that /pol/dancers have to ask people on the street what signs say.