/lit/ - Literature

>>12524444
>I'd rather be second in a city than first in a village
And that's why you'll always be a sore loser, kiddo

>>10614316
>Bald men are not real men
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little pleb? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the equites, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Helvetii, and I have over 1,000,000 confirmed kills. I am trained in ancient warfare and I’m the top general Res Publica Romana. You are nothing to me but just another barbarian. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Orbis Terrae, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Senatus floor? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Res Publica and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, barbarian scum. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your vita. You’re fucking dead, pleb. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over DCC ways, and that’s just with my bare manibus. Not only am I extensively trained in throwing a pila, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Legio VII, Legio VIII, Legio IX Hispana, and Legio X and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Res Publica, you little matula. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn homo putide. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, plebbo.

>>10611858
>bald
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little pleb? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the equites, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Helvetii, and I have over 1,000,000 confirmed kills. I am trained in ancient warfare and I'm the top general in the entire Roman Republic. You are nothing to me but just another barbarian. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Orbis Terrae, mark my fucking verbis. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Senate floor? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Republic and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, barbarian scum. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your vita. You're fucking dead, pleb. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over DCC ways, and that's just with my bare manibus. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Legio VII, Legio VIII, Legio IX Hispana, and Legio X and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little 'clever' comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, plebbo.

Best Julius Caesar biography?

Also, historical biography recommendation thread.