/lit/ - Literature

>>9279132
mines on loan

>>8499442
English

>literally skipping important classes and tutorials at Uni to read

>left job to go study for an English BA at uni because I was sick of working and wanted to get immersed in academia again
>STEM friends are busy almost 24/7 with study timestable + work
>literally free timestable because lolarts and never go to classes because I've been doing all the work super early
>almost unlimited free time
>instead of writing like I should be doing I spend it all wanking and browsing
>tfw life will come crashing back into the reality that is wageslaving after the next year

>tfw you bought the Wordsworth Classics version of The Iliad with the homo cosplayer on the front

>called shakespeare "fakespeare" and wrote about how he stole his plotlines
>called Byron a childish hack who writes too much on rhythm
>shat on plato for believing in god
>professor just stares at me for 5 minutes after reading my paper
>doesn't stop so I just leave the room after 5 minutes

>finish short story
>go to name it
>check name I think of on google to see if anyone else used it
>it's the name of some shitty indie band's single